Chris is the newest member of the band. He was found under a dried out cowpat in a field in not Lancashire. He was revived by a slightly deranged hermit called Stanley the Barearse when it was discovered that he had an IQ of 1.962 which was devoted entirely to music.The music would never be classified as “Serious” as Chris had the quite severe condition known as “Cuddentgivvershit”. As he grew older, at a rate higher than most people, he found himself in several musical situations, and although he never quite knew how he got there, he did, however appear onstage in places as diverse as Wigan and Thwackit on the Slime, to audiences of almost five ecstatic..or slightly drunken and heavily medicated local peasants. Making the most of these circumstances, he quickly stole a guitar shaped object and learned the chord he still plays so well today (although the ability to remember to tune the instrument still eludes him). Nonetheless … after years of trying to discover how to play a song the same twice, he found himself, dazed and confused, in a band of like minded misfits called Whistle Test, which is where you will soon hear him trying to look like he knows what he`s doing and playing the least likely riffs in entirely the wrong place! Be sure to watch out for that characteristic look of confusion during the show….and enjoy the music for the reason everyone should enjoy it…to have FUN! See y`awl at the next gig…if Chris remembers where it is!
Seriously folks, Chris is an absolutely fantastic guitarist & Whistle Test are thrilled to have him on board. What is slightly worrying (given the above bio) is that he appears to fit right in!
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